April 15, 2025

You Wont Believe His Story Until You Hear It. Master of Wine Tim Hanni

You Wont Believe His Story Until You Hear It. Master of Wine Tim Hanni

What I didn't expect when we first logged into Riverside.fm for the podcast...was his opening remarks. "I am a bit bi-polar, dyslexic, a recovering alcoholic, and diagnosed with ADHD." and my response was "Is that it?" Then that turned into what I...

What I didn't expect when we first logged into Riverside.fm for the podcast...was his opening remarks.

"I am a bit bi-polar, dyslexic, a recovering alcoholic, and diagnosed with ADHD." and my response was "Is that it?"

Then that turned into what I expect to be a series of episodes because forty-five minutes just ain't enough time.

In this engaging episode of "Wine Talks," I sit with Tim Hanni, a Master of Wine, to delve into the fascinating world of wine. Tim reveals historical insights, such as the original negative meaning of "terroir," and explains how wine education often overlooks the diverse perceptions and preferences of consumers. Tim shares his unconventional path to becoming a Master of Wine, highlighting his personal challenges with dyslexia and alcoholism. The conversation shifts to address the wine industry's failure to adapt to modern consumers, emphasizing the need for a deeper understanding of sensory individualism and adaptive marketing strategies. Tim critiques the industry's elitism and disconnect from wine’s rich history, pointing out that even acclaimed wines like those from Bordeaux were traditionally sweet. This episode is a thought-provoking critique of the wine world, stressing the importance of embracing diversity in wine perceptions and learning.

  1. The term "terroir" originally had a negative connotation, referring to "soiled wine" which was of poor quality, much like soiled diapers.

  2. Tim Hanni, the guest of the podcast, is a Master of Wine who became one of the first two Americans to earn this prestigious title, despite having dyslexia, ADHD, and being a recovering alcoholic.

  3. Master Sommelier and Master of Wine programs differ substantially, with the latter focusing more on the business and science aspects of wine rather than purely service.

  4. Historically, French champagne was incredibly sweet, sometimes even sweeter than Coca Cola, challenging modern perceptions of what "fine" wine should be.

Have at it folks...this really is some crazy stuff.

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And consider that's where the wine industry is right now.

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You're too stupid to know what you like. You've got to

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learn this special language. You've got to learn this word

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terroir from experts who don't even know

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the etymology of the word and that it used to

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be not from the dirt. Terroir had nothing

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to do with the soil. It was soiled

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wine, like soiled diapers. It was

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the worst levels of Britanna Mices that the wine

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smelled and tasted like crap. Sit back and

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grab a glass. It's Wine Talks with Paul

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K. Hey, welcome to Wine Talks with

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Paul Kay. And we are in studio today in a little bit of a rainy

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day here in Southern California, about to have a conversation with Tim Hani, Master

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of Wine. Introductions in just a moment. Have a listen to my new

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podcast coming out in a week or two, which is called Song of America,

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which celebrates the life of George Mardiqui and the famed

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restaurateur from the 50s and 60s and his book called Song

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of America. Its stories of immigration to America,

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political, social or financial success in landing here. But now

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while we're here, here to have a conversation with Tim Hanai. Welcome to the show,

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Mr. Hannah. Thank you very much, Paul. Great to be here. Good to see you

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again. This is Master of Wine, wine educator. And we were just chatting a little

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bit off camera about with a, the variety of,

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of the personality traits that he has and how he got

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here into this crazy industry. But you, you said you're bit

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bipolar, ADHD and a little bit like

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dyslexic and dyslexic. Yeah, yeah, that's all

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I was. I was the kid. No, no teacher ever wanted in their

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classroom all through my

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educational. But that's, you know, that's interesting because the Master of

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Wine is a tough road. I mean and you're the second, I think American to

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pass the test. And it takes like at least what, a minimum of five years

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to get that degree? Well, Joel Butler and I were the

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passive the same year, so he and I were the first. And

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so what was the minimum time frame you would say? For

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some it's a bit of a.

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Longer conversation, but it actually fits into the

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thread. I

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was accepted into the program and first sat

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the Master of wine exam in 1989. Wow.

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And they had just in 1988

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changed the areas of the examination

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about the wine trade and wine business that

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prior to 1988 had been you.

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You virtually had to work in the UK wine trade to pass the exam.

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Very specific. Things on bonds and oh really?

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Wow. Trade elements. In

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1988, Michael Hillsmith from Australia became the

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first non UK

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resident to, to pass the exam. And so

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I read in the Wine Spectator they were opening this up to

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international candidates as we were, as we were

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got deemed. And so I, I had to

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send in a, a, a thesis, winemaking science

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or art? And I said yes. And

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they said great, come sit the exam. And, and I, and there was a

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blind tasting also. So in 1989 there were

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six Americans, one of which Patrick

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had actually taken it in 1988. But

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in, in 1999 or 89, Joel

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Butler and Mary Mulligan and Harriet Lembeck and

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a bunch, bunch of us went over and sat the exam

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and there was no structure there. I had never even really even

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seen an example

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of the test questions or the examination

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questions. The, the blind

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tasting segment is there's actually three blind

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tastings, 12 wines each

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sections and, and it's a much more of

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a deductive and technical process than

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today's descriptive, you know, fruits and

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vegetable and spices crap.

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So, so I was one of the most

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epic failures in the history of the examination in

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1989. Well, congratulations. Thank you.

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For years, David Stevens, who was the chairman of

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the Institute is who introduced me.

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Tim fared so poorly on the examination in 1989.

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I was trying to find, I had pen and paper in hand, trying to find

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a polite way to say, Mr. Hanai, please stay away for a long

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time. Wow. Let's stop there for a second

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because that's really interesting a that the format sort of changed. And this is for

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listeners who don't understand that the Master of Wine is probably the most coveted

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certification degree in wine study and it takes, you

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know, minimum of many years of study to do it. But what you're

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explaining is something that I semi experienced and that is, you know, what the

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uk, what, what they were looking for versus what

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you understood it to be, in other words. Well, the long and short of

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it, I can't write and I don't read. And add that to the

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mix. Yeah, we can backtrack

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just a bit. So I, I, I started

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reading and studying about wine in

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1966. I was 14 years old.

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Interesting. Yeah. And my dad was

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the executive director of the Dade County Medical Association. As a matter

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of fact, his, his Shender Rota search thing, he's right up here next

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to my Master of Wine. Wow. Might

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as well get this out sooner rather than later if you've not read in

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detail about me. I'm a Recovering alcoholic for

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32 years. So you just, you're just piling it on, aren't

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you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I may qualify

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as one of the weirdest people you ever,

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so. But somehow

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wine just captured my attention. I was a budding

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alcoholic. My dad's an alcoholic. He loved volney

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and an early adopter of, of

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gourmet cooking and, and stuff like that. That's interesting. And

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by the time I was 15, which is literally the date on his

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Shen Rota s thing up on the wall, I wanted to be, I

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wanted to be in the wine business. That was my, my first passion.

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But the books I was reading

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and, and continue to read today in the bathroom is my coveted

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copy of Larus Gastronomique from

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1938. I have a modern version of

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that book. Yeah, go on Amazon.

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Everybody watching this, get the 1931

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Crown Edition. We are going to see the copy of this

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1931 Crown Edition.

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I took the book out the other day. We had a caterer that is the

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1931 bound version one. Well, this is, this

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1961. So the 1961

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translation. And so it's as close to the

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1938 original as you can find.

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Interesting. Yeah, I took a copy out the other day. We had a

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caterer come and I was looking for a recipe, I can't remember which

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sauce it was. And she goes, are you, are you looking at La

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Gastronique? I said, yes. And she's like, wow, wow, that's pretty bizarre.

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So go on. So you, well, actually this, Stop there for a second. This is

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very interesting because you said you were reading books in the

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60s about wine, which, which I do

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frequently. The difference between today's writing and then

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because I love reading books written in that era and

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them going back from that point in time to, to describe The Wine

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Trade vs Books written today that just only go back, you

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know, in more recent history. What have you found as, as

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writers of the sixties, books different from today's writers.

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So in, in with me thing, I'll,

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I'll suck you into my world of

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attention deficit and dyslexia and, and

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everything else. The wine industry.

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I, I, I, I just turned 73, so

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I get to say things like this because I'm almost dead.

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The wine industry has just lost its way.

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We are so full of ourselves. We are so disconnected

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from history. We are so disconnected

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from any

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reality. And it's just really A shame

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that things have gotten this way.

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What's being taught in the educational programs. I worked really

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hard to, to try to influence,

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but no one really wants to hear it.

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So one of the things that, that,

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that in 1990, Jancis Robinson

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declared me the guru of wine and food pairing.

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And we'll get to, to my epiphany or

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nervous breakdown. But if you, if you look in Larouse

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Gastronomique and go into the section on

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wine and the reason that this, this was so

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attractive to me is it's, it's set up for people with

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adhd. You can bounce around in it. You don't have to read.

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Oh, well, it'd be good for me too, because I've been

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accused of that. Yeah. So,

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you know, people are still embarrassed and carry the

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stigma of, you know, I've got learning disabilities,

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you know, pure and simply. But you've,

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you've, you've. I found ways to manage. And if

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you don't know, you've got, if you don't know

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who you are and, and how your

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brain operates. And, and this is my current, this is what I

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do now. This is my passion, is

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researching perceptual sciences, the

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genetics, neural

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channel conditioning, neural pathway conditioning,

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brain plasticity, and psychology of perception.

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And we're all unique and different, but the wine, the wine

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industry, we give it a little lip service.

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Oh, everybody's palate's different, but we don't know how different.

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And it can be so vastly and profoundly different. Some people

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have 500 taste buds, other people have 12,000.

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Right. And the people who have 12,000 are sweet wine drinkers.

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They can't stand dry wine. Seriously, I could easily buy

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that because the whole argument right now without getting

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too far from the tangent, but, you know, whether the tongue is broken into

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its distinct segments of perception or

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whether your tire tongue has all types of perception all the way through

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is, you know, you know, standard argument when it comes to that thing. But

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go on. I want you to. Yeah, all right. So, so, so

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just on, on, on, on. One point where I become very

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controversial is since 1990, I've gone from

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the guru of wine and food pairing

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to leading a global mission to eliminate

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wine and food pairing and completely reorganize

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it. I'm kind of on that page, but I want you to

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continue that thought because that's fascinating. Well,

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why don't we continue it later? But I'm going to give one tease here

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in Larousse Gastronomique was the introduction

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of tables showing the serving of wines

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and if you actually go back to the original text

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of Larousse Gastronomique,

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they defer all the way back

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centuries that when you bring out

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your. Your fanciest dishes, the, the.

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It used to be called the entreme, of course. And the funny thing,

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these were sweets. That's when the fanciest

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dishes are served. That's when you serve the fanciest wines,

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the Bordeaux

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Lafitte, the delicious Romanet, the Hermitage, the Cote

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Roti, or if the guests

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prefer the white wine of Bordeaux, the

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Sauterne, the Sans Pere, et cetera.

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Sweet. Wow. So those were considered the white wines of Bordeaux at that

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point. Yeah. People of today aren't being taught that the French

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loved sweet wines. Yeah, We've got this stupid

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notion that Americans like sweet

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wines because they grew up on Coca Cola. Yet when this

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book was written, it was quite typical for French champagne, as

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preferred in France to be 100 to

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140 grams per liter of sugar. Sweeter than

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Coca Cola. That's very sweet. And nobody knows us

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anymore. Well, let me ask this. You said this. And it's

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an important part to peel back because I completely agree

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that. We may agree that there's the disconnect in this

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industry. We may disagree on why or how it came

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about. But when you say disconnected from history,

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are you saying that the explanation, the

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study of the intrigue of the romance of

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wine has been muddled because of the

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disconnection of history? And, and this is my circular

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thing, I'm actually going to ask you a question or answer a question that you

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asked. And that's about the wine writers. Back then they

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were all salesmen. Interesting.

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Freddy Wildman, Wildman and sons, Alexis

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Lachine, etc. Etc.

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impact that that had such

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that let's. I'm a champion of sweet

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wine drinkers, but I also leverage this in my

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product development consulting and in everything I

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do. If you look in the. Even in 1961 when

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they put in the table showing the serving of wines

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with the soup and the wine enthusiast just did a

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wine and soup matching chart and it just all

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such BS with soup

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back in the. In France,

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Madeira, Marsala, Port Sherry or

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Zuko. Zuko. So Zuko

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was sweet Italian wines, the general

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category with fish and hors d'oeuvres, Bar

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Sack, Chablis, Chateau Carbonau,

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Chateau de Chem, Meursault. No, those are completely different.

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Chateau Caberneau and Chateau Chem. They're not. You know, unless

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most graves were sweet. They were actually sweet then

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too, because. That'S what we lost. There's the term

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medium grave, which was. Was probably

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90% of all the grave consumed was actually

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3 to 5% residual sugar.

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The other thing we don't know is wines that we are

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absolutely. People bitch and moan about

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Mayomi having a little bit of sweetness with the

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sweet course. They're recommending Muscat

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de Frontignon, Rhine wines,

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Montrachet and Hermitage Blanc because

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those two wines were freaking sweet. The

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bottle of great Chardonnay Monrocher is not

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dry wine. You're kidding. And now we bitch and moan

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about Maomi having a couple percent of, you

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know, less than 2% of residual sugar. The

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greatest wine considered in history by many. And I

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was in the rare wine for business for a long time. If we

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were doing a. A blind tasting of

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1947

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Bordeaux, Chateau Cheval Blanc was so

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easy to recognize because it was over

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30 grams per liter of sugar, 3% sugar.

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And this is just for the listeners. The perception of sugar

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kicks in like when 5 grams a liter or something

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like that, or 8 grams a liter. 5 grams per. Per liter.

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0.5%. Yeah, yeah, but that's

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highly, highly variable given what I was saying before, and

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this is a term I'll use a lot. Perceptual

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individualism is,

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is a concept I'm forwarding and actually created.

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And it's based on what you see, hear, taste, smell, and

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whatever might be similar

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in ways to what I taste, hear, smell and

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see, but it can also be vastly different.

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And so people with certain

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hypersensitivities or tolerances might

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be able to distinguish that

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a bit of residual sugar at 0.6 or

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0.7 others might not. Until over

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1%. My wife and I have radically different

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perception. Oh, hers is much keener than mine, actually.

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Well, and that's very typical. And it's not better than yours.

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Right. It's hers and it's similar to people like

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hers. So then we take. We

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take grains of information and so

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over blow it and can misconstrue it

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and create pseudoscience around

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it would create this world of bs. And now

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we're wondering. Wine consumption's down a little bit

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in the US and not looking good. Wine consumption in

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China is down 65% in five years

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since my birth year 1952.

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How many people know that wine consumption in France, Italy

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and Spain is down over 85%?

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So let's talk about that for a second. There's a whole bunch of influences

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for that, not the least of which today is this non alk loac Whatever that

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is. But is that part of this disconnection from history? In other

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words, we don't understand the value of this

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beverage anymore. And you said that the industry's

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myopic earlier in the conversation. That was that.

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Myopic in its ability to present terroir.

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Myopic and its ability to attract new customers.

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Where are. Do you see that as the problem? Because here's what

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I wrote. Real. I'm just going to quote myself in a recent post, which was.

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It was. I forgot. The article was about Constellation Brands selling off their

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wine division. And they're pure business. Right. The profit's not there. Why do

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we keep this stuff around? But I wrote margins suck. There's a

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generational gap. Sales dip. There's too much crap

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came into the marketplace early on, souring the taste. Pun intended.

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But there's hope because wine has been around for thousands of years

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and will always be around. And I always think each generation will

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find that that historical moment. Consumption

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in France is down 85%. That's

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amazing. Binge. No wonder we're in trouble.

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Teen binge drinking is greater in

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France than it is in the United States. But that's obviously not because

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we're so. Wedded to the BS

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and we so lack any ability of critical

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thinking and of adaptation,

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which is kind of my new thing. We'll get on that somewhere

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later. But here's a question I have for you,

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Paul. What wine

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education program are you aware of that

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teaches you about

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consumers? I mean, deeply.

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There. None. There really is none.

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So that's a great. If you go back to the

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beginning. Beginning of computing. How early did you get into

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computing? I was an early adapter. I had a CPM

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machine. Okay. So if you wanted to do something,

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what did you have to do on your keyboard

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to. To open a folder or to start a program?

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I don't remember. Function key. Or is there like the

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C colon for. You had. Yeah, yeah. We have dot. That was

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dos. That was even after cpm. Well, CPM had a similar

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prompt. Yeah. So. So there was an

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interface that. That was a forced

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technology. It required the user to adapt to the

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product. Right. And some people

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loved it because that's how their brains work. It gave them power.

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Look at me, I'm expert. There were people

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who computed because they had to but hated

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it. And then there were those who said,

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no, I'm not going to do this. And consider that's where the

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wine industry right now is right now. You're too

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stupid to know what you like. You've got to learn this

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special language. You've got to learn this word terroir

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from experts who don't even know the etymology of the

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word and that it used to be. Not from the

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dirt. Terroir had nothing to do with the soil.

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It was soiled wine, like soiled

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diapers. It was the worst levels of

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Britanna mice that the wine smelled and tasted like

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crap. The worst thing you could say about a wine was this

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is a van to tear off. But wow,

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phenomenal. Never heard that. Nobody's heard this in

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what's. So anyways, I get kind of riled up by

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the way. Well, let's go, let's go. That language of

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wine thing. And you're taught, you're, you're. And I'm trying to bring you into this

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level where the consumer. We can understand each other because you're, you're actually at

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a way deeper level than a conversation I've ever had on this subject. But

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it's really fascinating. But let's just talk contemporarily. This

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is. Yeah. And maybe this is where you're seeing your, where the problem exists

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for you with people. We're just. Let me finish the training. Go

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ahead. Yeah, go ahead. And so what happens is,

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is Steve Jobs came out and

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said we need to flip this. We

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need to make computing

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a consumer product. We need to study

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consumers and behaviors. And look what we

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did. We invented a mouse and you can move

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it around the screen and now there's a little picture of a

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folder. Click, click. I'm computing. Actually

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Xerox invented that, but that's okay. And as you

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recall, when the graphic user interface was invented,

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a lot of the gatekeepers who had learned all the dos were

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actually up in arms. No, we don't know.

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Where will that get us? Well, look around. I mean,

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my refrigerator is a computer, my microwave is a computer.

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I've got a portable computer. I've talked in a laptop, my TV's a

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computer. It never would have happened

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until the computing industry

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completely changed the

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direction to the consumer. Yet the wine industry has nothing

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in any of its education and

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even all the really well intended PhD

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level consumer

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research people are actually using.

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The starting point is so flawed and biased to begin with

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that we can't predict what's going to happen. We never

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have been able to predict what's happening and we can't do it now.

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It was thought for decades, as you know, we've got to educate

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the consumers, we've got to educate the staff, we've got to educate.

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There's so much wine education out there. It's almost like the

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certified wine educators are becoming

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greater number than the consumers. That's a

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great point. Yeah, I just, I had a sales call and I told the

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story once before but the new distributor reps came in, young boys

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and you know, now you have to have W

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set 1 or 2 or whatever number level just to get a job.

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And so you're right. And it's not about whether they care about the education.

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They just want a job. Right. They just want to work.

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And. And I've got a. An on again off of WSET is

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adopting my principles of wine and food interaction

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and what's called sensory modulation.

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So they've been doing that for. For almost 15 years now

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and it's almost complete. So they're, they're moving away from wine

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and food pairing and they're starting to

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add the bits and pieces of the

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research I've done into perceptual individualism.

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But yet there they won't bring me in to actually

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help them really understand it. Which frankly, what would

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you tell them to do? I don't want to interrupt you, but I want to

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ask you a question. If you were to go into W

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the, you know, the court of SOM or the Master of Wine program and say,

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hey, I'm creating this new

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path of consumer knowledge, consumer education for

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people that are in the art trade trying to study wine. Because you're right,

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it's the lip service that's on the Internet today when it comes to

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wine is just drives me nuts because it's just a bunch of people have

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not been through the ringer and they're just talking about theories that they think they

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have, they don't even know and they haven't read the history. Theoretical. Yeah, it's

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all theoretical and it's not based on anything because I haven't read La

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Gasser Gastronomic or like I said,

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reading some of the books. My dad has in his collection hundreds of wine books

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that were written by those guys back then. Looking backwards, I mean it's

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amazing what you find. But what would you tell them? What would you

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say to the courtesy? Hey, I'm starting a new

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division on consumerism. This is what it's going to be about. This is the program.

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I've been tooting this horn now for 30 years.

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And here's the response.

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Oh, Mr. Hannite, please, why don't you tell us what you think?

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Go ahead. Louder.

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And you know, this insane. Oh,

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it's storytelling. It's this and this. So to kind of corral this

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all together. I teach wine business.

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I have a company, we create winery financial

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calculators. I'm on faculty

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at Washington State University, Linfield

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University. I work with Hong Kong Polytechnic,

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Caesar Ritz schools of hospitality in Switzerland and

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so on. So there's the business side of me.

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It sounds like it's just, you know,

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your day job. That's my day job. Well,

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yeah, or a part time jobless, let's call it.

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The other part of what I do is consulting for

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wineries with the insights that I bring forward.

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So I do consumer research and,

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and I, I do help with new product

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development and so forth. And so

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how, how my crazy brain gets applied.

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2007 I was doing work with Gallo,

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with Rich Boone who is their consumer insights guru.

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Wonderful guy. And I was brought in

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to, to a

473
00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:19,190
Trinchero Sutter Home kind of executive

474
00:29:21,090 --> 00:29:24,570
product ideation meeting. What's the next big

475
00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:27,722
thing? And I was brought in by a senior

476
00:29:27,786 --> 00:29:31,530
Behringer person that I worked with who then went

477
00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:35,322
to work with with Trinchero and said, oh, if you

478
00:29:35,346 --> 00:29:38,970
want wacky ideas, bring in Tim. And

479
00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:41,430
so in 2007

480
00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:46,588
they said okay, what's the next big thing? And,

481
00:29:46,724 --> 00:29:50,252
and then they shared with me we're looking at single vineyard, Cabernet

482
00:29:50,316 --> 00:29:53,404
and this and that. And I said okay. I said no, it's

483
00:29:53,452 --> 00:29:56,120
Moscato. They go no,

484
00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:00,640
we were warned. You're funny. I said no, it's Moscato.

485
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:05,052
He said, moscato. We

486
00:30:05,156 --> 00:30:08,460
were the number one producer of Moscato Sutter Home.

487
00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:12,360
Moscato is 150,000 cases a year, you know, at

488
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,232
a 399 or less Average selling price.

489
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:20,024
I said I know, but it's Moscato. They said well, how did,

490
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:22,980
how did you come up with this? And I said here's my data.

491
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,096
And this, this was gleaned from over 26,000

492
00:30:27,248 --> 00:30:30,792
survey results and in UK in the

493
00:30:30,816 --> 00:30:34,568
US and hands on work that I, I've been doing

494
00:30:34,704 --> 00:30:38,552
with consumers and whatever white Zinfandel was finally

495
00:30:38,616 --> 00:30:42,464
starting to tick down a little bit. But I knew where, why

496
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:46,336
and it was because consumers migrating the cocktails. And

497
00:30:46,408 --> 00:30:50,192
just after how many decades of being browbeat,

498
00:30:50,256 --> 00:30:53,792
oh, you're unsophisticated, immature, you

499
00:30:53,816 --> 00:30:57,020
know, blah blah, blah, it's only a fad, it'll never last.

500
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,320
And I said that's finally trailing now. I said the consumers are still there and

501
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,020
they love Moscato. And

502
00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:09,786
so they said no kidding. So I helped

503
00:31:09,818 --> 00:31:11,114
them to

504
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,970
reformulate at a

505
00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:18,430
10% production reduction

506
00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:22,906
so reformulate the Moscato worked with Derek

507
00:31:22,938 --> 00:31:26,570
Hostein, who was our winemaker back then. We

508
00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:29,590
increased the sweetness and

509
00:31:30,610 --> 00:31:34,322
didn't touch the acidity. Oh. Because you. Oh, you got to have

510
00:31:34,346 --> 00:31:38,030
more acidity for it, which is one of the BS things of the industry.

511
00:31:38,410 --> 00:31:42,242
We repackaged it. Moscato's Italian. It's got

512
00:31:42,266 --> 00:31:45,070
this heritage. It

513
00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:49,714
is easy to say. And it's white, not sort of

514
00:31:49,722 --> 00:31:53,106
pinkish, which was embarrassing for the white Zinfandel

515
00:31:53,138 --> 00:31:56,786
drinkers. So we repositioned it, everything

516
00:31:56,858 --> 00:32:00,590
down to how they were going to redo it. And in seven years,

517
00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:06,290
Gallo and Sutter Home combined were

518
00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:09,810
10 million cases. Wow. At a

519
00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:13,666
25% increase in average selling price.

520
00:32:13,818 --> 00:32:17,650
And with Sutter home, a 10% reduction in

521
00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:20,930
cost. And their winemakers couldn't do

522
00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:24,578
that. They couldn't reformulate it because better was

523
00:32:24,634 --> 00:32:28,130
drier, better was more acidity, better was more.

524
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:31,970
All the wrong things. And so

525
00:32:32,090 --> 00:32:35,410
by not understanding the market, we don't know

526
00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:38,706
how to market our product, we don't know how to market

527
00:32:38,778 --> 00:32:42,370
wine, we don't know how to market our products, we don't

528
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:45,810
know how to educate because we're so busy with all

529
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:49,538
this trivial BS and not.

530
00:32:49,674 --> 00:32:53,522
Not looking at the big picture in the global picture or a

531
00:32:53,546 --> 00:32:57,218
true unders. If you learn about the history of wine, you've got some

532
00:32:57,274 --> 00:33:01,122
cockamamie BS story about it that ends up, oh, the

533
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:04,776
French always drank dry

534
00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:08,632
wines, and Americans drink dry wines because they like Coca Cola. And

535
00:33:08,656 --> 00:33:12,472
they don't know that typically a French champagne. There's a

536
00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:16,088
great article about French champagne found in the Baltic Sea,

537
00:33:16,184 --> 00:33:19,448
perfectly preserved from 19. From

538
00:33:19,504 --> 00:33:23,240
1870. It was 140 grams per liter, which is

539
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,032
30% sweeter than coca Cola. And that was.

540
00:33:27,216 --> 00:33:31,060
I mean, it wasn't that. Didn't Madame Clicot have a

541
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:34,324
sweet. As much sweeter version for one

542
00:33:34,492 --> 00:33:38,180
market than the other? Well, Russia. This

543
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:41,956
is hysterical. Was 300 grams per liter. Yeah. The alcohol,

544
00:33:42,068 --> 00:33:45,812
they Sweet. Lava lamp. There

545
00:33:45,836 --> 00:33:49,080
was one bubble in this syrup and it just come blue.

546
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:54,180
So. But here's. Here's. Here you are. I want to stop for a second.

547
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,520
You're a master of wine. You study this. You study the

548
00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:02,092
effects of. Of. Of soil, of weather,

549
00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:05,724
of. Of the winemaker's history. All the things that go into what

550
00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:09,612
would be considered the aristocracy of wine. Right? I mean, all that stuff is part

551
00:34:09,636 --> 00:34:13,468
of your curriculum. And so. But then you're talking about

552
00:34:13,524 --> 00:34:17,132
consumerism and look, I want to throw into this success of

553
00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:20,812
Moscato. Look at Stella Rosa. I think it's A million cases a year. Oh yeah,

554
00:34:20,836 --> 00:34:24,284
absolutely. Are those two different things? Completely. The

555
00:34:24,372 --> 00:34:27,490
study of Bordeaux and Napa Valley and

556
00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:31,330
Burgundy and the monks and the 12th century monks and how they

557
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:34,882
farm. Is that, is that fly in the face of what you just

558
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:38,402
described as sitting down with Trinchero and Sutter home and

559
00:34:38,426 --> 00:34:42,146
creating a brand and that the consumer wanted.

560
00:34:42,258 --> 00:34:46,002
Had nothing to do with. So. So, so let me kind of, let me

561
00:34:46,026 --> 00:34:49,346
back up a little bit and. And again, this is going to be

562
00:34:49,498 --> 00:34:53,033
drawing you into my world. The difference between a Master

563
00:34:53,081 --> 00:34:56,905
Sommelier and a Master of Wine is a question very frequently

564
00:34:56,937 --> 00:35:00,169
asked. The Master Sommelier is the art and service of

565
00:35:00,209 --> 00:35:03,641
wine and extremely challenging and so

566
00:35:03,665 --> 00:35:07,109
forth. Most people don't even some people

567
00:35:07,969 --> 00:35:11,721
are actually aspiring and studying to become Masters of Wine. They

568
00:35:11,745 --> 00:35:15,241
don't even know what the institute is about.

569
00:35:15,425 --> 00:35:19,241
It is about the business and the science and

570
00:35:19,265 --> 00:35:22,790
the art of wine. Okay. But primarily about the

571
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:26,550
business and the science. So they're asking questions

572
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,370
about how would you effectively

573
00:35:30,350 --> 00:35:33,610
control botrytis in vineyards

574
00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:36,970
where you want it and where you don't.

575
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:41,894
What measures would you take? And you've got to know

576
00:35:42,062 --> 00:35:45,862
what kind of procedures viticulturally should

577
00:35:45,886 --> 00:35:49,680
be adopted to. To go one

578
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:53,260
way or another. And the.

579
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,112
The syllabus for the Master of Wine exam starts it with the

580
00:35:58,136 --> 00:36:01,536
vineyard and it's finance and it's business

581
00:36:01,688 --> 00:36:04,620
and viticulture. It's also

582
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,856
phenology and production, but also logistics

583
00:36:09,888 --> 00:36:13,650
of production and technologies and so forth.

584
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,646
Then it goes into pre fermentation handling and treatment

585
00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:21,038
of wines through fermentation into

586
00:36:21,174 --> 00:36:24,670
quality assurance and quality control and

587
00:36:24,710 --> 00:36:28,334
then goes into the business end of laws,

588
00:36:28,382 --> 00:36:32,170
regulations, distribution, global trade

589
00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:35,490
and ends with consumer,

590
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,630
with the consumer marketing and sales and

591
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:43,472
connection and hot topics and stuff like that. So that's what

592
00:36:43,496 --> 00:36:47,312
the Master of Wine program is. And most people don't know that.

593
00:36:47,496 --> 00:36:51,104
I helped design the modern study

594
00:36:51,192 --> 00:36:55,020
course and educational programs. I was actually

595
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,800
on the board of the Institute. The Institute's going

596
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,464
the same route as this forced adoption

597
00:37:04,512 --> 00:37:08,282
of descriptive language. And a lot

598
00:37:08,306 --> 00:37:12,138
of the BS is now entering into the MW

599
00:37:12,234 --> 00:37:15,370
program because the people who are becoming

600
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:18,550
MWs have grown up from

601
00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:23,082
the WSET the Court of Masters along Liaise. So the

602
00:37:23,106 --> 00:37:25,470
BS has become the dominant,

603
00:37:26,690 --> 00:37:29,750
almost the core, the dominant information

604
00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:33,830
that people are bringing in. Much

605
00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:37,482
to the my chagrin and the chagrin of many.

606
00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:41,322
So does so that's. So the question then remains certainly the difference.

607
00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:45,210
I think the listeners maybe have heard that before slightly different

608
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:49,110
the approach to this Master Psalms versus the Master of Wine and

609
00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:54,010
Master Psalm has a Lot to do with hospitality and more than just

610
00:37:54,050 --> 00:37:57,626
wine. But it seems to me that there are two parts. There's

611
00:37:57,658 --> 00:38:01,010
two parts of this industry. There is this romantic

612
00:38:04,070 --> 00:38:07,902
part of the business where we get to study the Burgundians

613
00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:11,214
and we can find out why. Well, I'm going to open a bottle of V

614
00:38:11,302 --> 00:38:14,014
tonight. Since you brought it up. I had taken it out last night, didn't drink

615
00:38:14,062 --> 00:38:17,530
it. And the, the differences between those

616
00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:21,582
pieces of ground and, and then the history of Bordeaux

617
00:38:21,726 --> 00:38:25,502
and then even Napa. Like for instance, let me just highlight it this

618
00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:29,358
way. When I spoke with Florence Cathiard, there's a 500

619
00:38:29,414 --> 00:38:32,606
year difference between Chateau Smith Lafitte and Napa

620
00:38:32,638 --> 00:38:36,302
Valley. But when you're talking about formulating

621
00:38:36,366 --> 00:38:40,062
wines for the consumer, I think wine's always been consumer driven. I

622
00:38:40,086 --> 00:38:43,774
mean, I see that, but is that in direct opposition

623
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:47,454
to this idea where we're dissecting in our mouth and in our conversation

624
00:38:47,502 --> 00:38:51,172
at dinner time about Chateau Bailly and those kinds of things? Are

625
00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:54,916
they different things? Completely. Are they just sort of a Venn diagram?

626
00:38:54,948 --> 00:38:58,772
They intersect at some point and they're entirely different. I'm going to answer that

627
00:38:58,796 --> 00:39:02,532
question, then I'm going to go back to an

628
00:39:02,556 --> 00:39:05,620
earlier question. Okay. They can all

629
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:09,140
coexist. I'm going to harp a lot for

630
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,596
sexual individualism. Yeah, you know, there's

631
00:39:12,628 --> 00:39:15,860
molecules you can smell that I can't. There

632
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:19,166
are reactions you'll have to

633
00:39:19,238 --> 00:39:22,478
sensory things that I won't have and vice versa.

634
00:39:22,574 --> 00:39:26,062
Right. So perceptual individualism

635
00:39:26,126 --> 00:39:29,806
is, is one of the foundations of what I'm getting ready

636
00:39:29,838 --> 00:39:33,630
to actually launch. So this is, we're, we're launching my

637
00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:37,502
new Life's End project on your show right now. Hey, how

638
00:39:37,526 --> 00:39:41,358
about that? Okay, so perceptual individual. The

639
00:39:41,414 --> 00:39:45,170
second thing is

640
00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:49,042
a complete revision of the whole wine and food mess. It,

641
00:39:49,146 --> 00:39:52,674
it drives people away from wine. It's based on

642
00:39:52,762 --> 00:39:56,482
a combination of BS and pseudoscience. All of

643
00:39:56,506 --> 00:40:00,150
it, all of it. Even red wine and red meat.

644
00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:04,402
We'll say that if, for if, if we've got time later, it's not the

645
00:40:04,426 --> 00:40:08,162
protein and the fat, that frickin doesn't happen. It's a salt you put on the

646
00:40:08,186 --> 00:40:11,748
steak that creates the image that seems to.

647
00:40:11,804 --> 00:40:15,524
Salt suppresses bitterness. That's a primary role of salt. So we need to clean

648
00:40:15,572 --> 00:40:19,200
that mess up. The third thing we need to do is clean up information

649
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:23,076
people need to know. French always love sweet wines. And the sweet wine

650
00:40:23,108 --> 00:40:26,740
drinkers are often adult, mature,

651
00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:30,612
sophisticated, well educated consumers. But if they

652
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,268
love sweet wine they're not going to drink it when they go out. And we've

653
00:40:33,284 --> 00:40:36,200
got data to show this and it's probably

654
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,688
easily as much as 40% of the

655
00:40:41,744 --> 00:40:45,272
total available global wine opportunity of

656
00:40:45,296 --> 00:40:48,136
sweet wines. And we mock and

657
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:52,020
disenfranchise and what we're doing is

658
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,232
stupid, actually. It's so

659
00:40:56,256 --> 00:41:00,008
ridiculous. And we have no ability

660
00:41:00,104 --> 00:41:03,610
to determine then how to speak to somebody who likes sweet wine

661
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,430
or somebody who wants wine and food pairing or somebody who

662
00:41:07,470 --> 00:41:11,110
doesn't, somebody who loves red wine and chocolate and

663
00:41:11,150 --> 00:41:14,710
somebody who's part of the majority that thinks it's disgusting.

664
00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:18,330
How do we do that? And that's the new piece

665
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:22,150
that I'm adding to kind of the mix of what I'm doing right

666
00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:25,930
now. And that's adaptive strategies.

667
00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,290
Adaptive marketing means you market

668
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:34,302
to different consumer segments

669
00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:38,126
differently. You market a phone differently to somebody

670
00:41:38,158 --> 00:41:41,710
who needs it for business and international and that

671
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:44,970
needs connectivity and,

672
00:41:45,350 --> 00:41:49,102
and whatever. It's really different from how

673
00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:52,686
you market it to a millennial who wants

674
00:41:52,798 --> 00:41:56,030
to game on it, who wants to, you know, post

675
00:41:56,070 --> 00:41:59,662
funny videos and have it morph them into a cat

676
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:03,290
or, or whatever. We have no, absolutely

677
00:42:03,370 --> 00:42:07,050
zero adaptive ability in the wine

678
00:42:07,130 --> 00:42:10,490
industry. So that when even the best

679
00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:14,314
intentioned wine expert can you recommend

680
00:42:14,362 --> 00:42:18,070
a wine that I'll like, People are

681
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:21,946
more or less good at that, but

682
00:42:22,018 --> 00:42:25,530
they've not been taught how to say, okay, let's find your

683
00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:28,692
starting point. And for you it might be a

684
00:42:28,716 --> 00:42:32,468
Volnay and for somebody else, you know,

685
00:42:32,524 --> 00:42:36,372
how do we do that? We, we try to move them and cajole them

686
00:42:36,396 --> 00:42:40,164
and this is where it gets into the force technology of, of

687
00:42:40,252 --> 00:42:43,924
DOS computing. Does that make sense? Yes,

688
00:42:43,972 --> 00:42:47,652
I get it. So the, so here's a question. Is the assumption then, based on

689
00:42:47,676 --> 00:42:51,140
what you're saying, that every consumer, because this is what I

690
00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:54,352
gather from people that are providing lip service on the

691
00:42:54,376 --> 00:42:58,112
Internet, is every, is it assumed that every consumer

692
00:42:58,176 --> 00:43:01,984
that's out there drinking White Claw and ready to drink cocktails

693
00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:05,904
and whatever, you know, whatever packaging they prefer, Tetra packs,

694
00:43:05,952 --> 00:43:09,744
cans, whatever. Is every consumer a potential wine drinker? In

695
00:43:09,752 --> 00:43:13,552
other words, can fermented grape juice and a variety of things be okay? I

696
00:43:13,576 --> 00:43:17,344
agree with that. However, that brings up a great

697
00:43:17,432 --> 00:43:20,390
question. How do we

698
00:43:20,690 --> 00:43:22,790
segment the wine market?

699
00:43:24,130 --> 00:43:27,530
And when you get a chance at some

700
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:31,290
point and for go to myvinotype

701
00:43:31,370 --> 00:43:35,114
M Y V I N O T Y P e dot

702
00:43:35,162 --> 00:43:38,858
com. Now there's all sorts of companies that have

703
00:43:38,994 --> 00:43:42,602
lifted parts of this, but it's questions about

704
00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:46,036
coffee, but not the questions of people who have,

705
00:43:46,138 --> 00:43:49,968
have kind of Lifted my. My concept from. It's not the same

706
00:43:50,024 --> 00:43:53,060
thing. It's got questions about salt.

707
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,168
You're aware of those. Those people who. The food

708
00:43:59,224 --> 00:44:02,672
comes out and they grab the salt shaker before they've even tasted the

709
00:44:02,696 --> 00:44:05,888
food. Yes. If we were actually smart, we would

710
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:09,184
congratulate them because we could say with

711
00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:13,070
scientific validity. You know, I just learned that's the

712
00:44:13,110 --> 00:44:16,942
number one sign of having the most taste buds. And you are so

713
00:44:16,966 --> 00:44:20,750
highly sensitive to bitterness, you can't taste the food until the

714
00:44:20,790 --> 00:44:24,462
salt suppresses that bitterness. And the role of

715
00:44:24,486 --> 00:44:27,650
salt and in flavor is just fascinating.

716
00:44:27,990 --> 00:44:31,758
And. Waiter, could we get some more salt? My friend

717
00:44:31,814 --> 00:44:35,454
ran out. Oh. We took the salt off the table because the chef

718
00:44:35,502 --> 00:44:38,990
knows better. Oh, well, screw you. I'm not eating here

719
00:44:39,030 --> 00:44:42,540
anymore, you arrogant, ignorant pieces of crap.

720
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:45,868
But that's an interesting thought, because if you think about how you know all this

721
00:44:45,924 --> 00:44:49,308
cuisine in the first restaurant in France and you know, and.

722
00:44:49,364 --> 00:44:53,148
And Medici coming from. From Italy,

723
00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:57,132
that probably salt in those days really was that put on the

724
00:44:57,156 --> 00:45:00,860
food, because who knows what they were eating and how old it was and whether

725
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:04,748
it was freshly caught or whatever. And it needed salt to cut. Well, it was

726
00:45:04,804 --> 00:45:07,460
salt. Salt was one of, you know,

727
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,232
Roman soldiers were paid insult. Yeah. Are

728
00:45:12,256 --> 00:45:15,736
you worth your salt? That's right. That's right. And.

729
00:45:15,888 --> 00:45:19,580
But again, this is what we're teaching

730
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,496
is, as you said, not only

731
00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:27,288
theoretical, it's. It's metaphorical

732
00:45:27,384 --> 00:45:30,968
bs. Mm. That makes sense.

733
00:45:31,064 --> 00:45:34,400
Having the heavy wine with the heavy meal. Yeah,

734
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:38,640
I totally agree with you on all of that. Well, hang on. Wait.

735
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:44,828
Take a. Take some Cabernet Sauvignon

736
00:45:44,924 --> 00:45:48,604
or Chateauneuf du Pop or Grange or Syrah,

737
00:45:48,652 --> 00:45:52,364
whatever. Gently pour some of the. The heavy

738
00:45:52,412 --> 00:45:55,484
red wine into the Moscato and it will

739
00:45:55,572 --> 00:45:58,892
clearly float. Wow. That's a specific

740
00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:02,420
gravity. As much of

741
00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:05,876
sugar is higher than of a dry wine. Right. And

742
00:46:05,948 --> 00:46:09,396
alcohol is lighter than sugar. And

743
00:46:09,468 --> 00:46:13,300
so heavy applied to wine is what's called a

744
00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:17,076
contranym. Just like we've talked about, terroir used to mean

745
00:46:17,228 --> 00:46:21,060
tastes like crap. Yeah. Right. So a contrary is

746
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:24,660
when the usage of a word is the exact opposite

747
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:28,402
of the definition of the word. We

748
00:46:28,426 --> 00:46:32,190
wonder why people are confused. So, all right,

749
00:46:35,450 --> 00:46:39,058
I've got to take you back to my nervous breakdown. Are you ready? So we're

750
00:46:39,074 --> 00:46:42,030
going back to. How did you get this way?

751
00:46:43,770 --> 00:46:47,538
So when I was 17, I discovered if. If I asked

752
00:46:47,594 --> 00:46:51,218
for a two syllable French burgundy

753
00:46:51,394 --> 00:46:54,660
in a liquor store in the 60s in

754
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:58,372
Miami, no one would card me. And so I could go

755
00:46:58,396 --> 00:47:02,148
into a store and Order and ask

756
00:47:02,204 --> 00:47:04,760
for a bottle of Volney, my dad's favorite

757
00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:08,948
Corton. My buddies and I went down to a

758
00:47:09,004 --> 00:47:12,852
711 to try and unsuccessfully buy beer. I

759
00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:16,100
took our last five dollar bill and I went over to

760
00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:19,748
Sunset Package store, which is a wine

761
00:47:19,844 --> 00:47:23,542
icon. You know, even back then

762
00:47:23,566 --> 00:47:27,350
they had one of the best wine selections in Miami. And we're talking about

763
00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,650
1969. I was 17,

764
00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:34,822
stand up as tall as I could. And I walk in the liquor store and

765
00:47:34,846 --> 00:47:38,534
a guy looks, looks up from his racing form. You can picture

766
00:47:38,582 --> 00:47:42,374
this, right? Can I help you? I said, yes, I'm looking for

767
00:47:42,382 --> 00:47:46,054
a nice bottle of Burgundy for dinner tonight. And he goes,

768
00:47:46,102 --> 00:47:49,814
yeah, what do you have in mind? I said, Corton. Oh,

769
00:47:49,862 --> 00:47:53,462
okay, those are over there. And I, I bought a bottle of

770
00:47:53,486 --> 00:47:57,174
jabolet bear share, 1964 Corton Grand

771
00:47:57,222 --> 00:48:00,982
Prix Burgundy. Gave him five bucks. He gave me

772
00:48:01,006 --> 00:48:04,614
a buck 50 back. Oh, come on. That's so funny. He said,

773
00:48:04,702 --> 00:48:08,262
come back again soon. I

774
00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:11,770
dropped out of college to go to work at Burn Steakhouse

775
00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:15,940
and, and working in the kitchen.

776
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,000
And my, my dad, I wish I had this

777
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,744
today. He had a, he had brought home a copy of Burns

778
00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:26,260
early list when it was 17 pages.

779
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,880
Wow. Back then. That's amazing. Back then, right? I've worked in

780
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,420
every aspect of this business.

781
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,088
I've nickeled and dined in retail

782
00:48:37,184 --> 00:48:40,818
for, for the lowest price on 3

783
00:48:40,874 --> 00:48:44,562
liter bottles of California Chablis and Rhine

784
00:48:44,626 --> 00:48:47,790
wine. I was in the rare wine business.

785
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:51,602
I'm a chef. I research all this kind

786
00:48:51,626 --> 00:48:54,754
of, dang it, I'm ready to do the Master of Wine

787
00:48:54,802 --> 00:48:58,466
examination. So we go over in 1989. It's over

788
00:48:58,538 --> 00:49:02,210
for me. From the beginning. I've got, you know, it's four

789
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:05,950
days long and I've never seen,

790
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:10,034
you know, really what the test, what the topics or questions

791
00:49:10,082 --> 00:49:13,842
look like. The blind tasting process is totally

792
00:49:13,906 --> 00:49:17,714
foreign to me. And I become one of the most epic

793
00:49:17,762 --> 00:49:21,490
failures in the history of the examination. I go

794
00:49:21,530 --> 00:49:25,330
back, I was working at Behringer at the time. And I

795
00:49:25,370 --> 00:49:29,170
said to my administrative assistant, Teresa, I need

796
00:49:29,210 --> 00:49:33,042
a writing course. I need to, I can, I think I can pass this, but

797
00:49:33,066 --> 00:49:36,322
I've got to, yeah, change my

798
00:49:36,346 --> 00:49:40,082
brain. And so she researched it and

799
00:49:40,106 --> 00:49:43,794
gave me some options. I signed up for a writing course and

800
00:49:43,882 --> 00:49:47,730
I went to San Francisco and went to the wrong writing

801
00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,230
course for three days.

802
00:49:50,970 --> 00:49:54,658
So I go to the. Expect

803
00:49:54,714 --> 00:49:57,762
nothing else. Exactly. From an alcoholic,

804
00:49:57,826 --> 00:50:01,290
dyslexic, bipolar, whatever.

805
00:50:01,450 --> 00:50:05,242
So, so I, I'm at the registration table at like

806
00:50:05,266 --> 00:50:08,150
8:00 in the morning and There's a sign,

807
00:50:08,930 --> 00:50:12,730
clear technical writing for

808
00:50:12,770 --> 00:50:16,250
electrical engineers in critical thinking and

809
00:50:16,290 --> 00:50:20,074
disruptive innovation. And I look at it and

810
00:50:20,082 --> 00:50:23,722
go, what the hell is this? And they says, well yeah, this

811
00:50:23,746 --> 00:50:27,350
is the course. I said, where's this

812
00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:31,238
one? And she said, you idiot, that was last week

813
00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:34,630
in San Jose. Oh no. And I

814
00:50:34,670 --> 00:50:37,894
stayed. Oh well, good. And it

815
00:50:38,062 --> 00:50:41,814
changed my life. So that ended up being the electrical engineering

816
00:50:41,862 --> 00:50:45,094
one. Yeah. And critical

817
00:50:45,142 --> 00:50:48,694
thinking is not blurting out an answer

818
00:50:48,742 --> 00:50:51,650
before you've really thought about it and,

819
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,000
and listen to other people's ideas and opinions and

820
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,584
whatever and then look at the data of those other

821
00:50:59,672 --> 00:51:03,216
people and oh wow, there's a lot of ways you could

822
00:51:03,288 --> 00:51:06,800
think this because what you're doing with your

823
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,340
vineyards and your pruning and whatever in this situation

824
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,340
or given this

825
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,080
finance and economics kind

826
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,622
of area that you've choose in the play in

827
00:51:21,726 --> 00:51:25,318
or whatever. So critical thinking is the ability

828
00:51:25,414 --> 00:51:28,650
to not have endless

829
00:51:29,150 --> 00:51:32,870
pointless arguments, but actually to listen, look at

830
00:51:32,910 --> 00:51:36,390
data, collect new data if data is missing and

831
00:51:36,430 --> 00:51:40,262
rethink the problem. And we don't do that. The

832
00:51:40,286 --> 00:51:43,622
wine industry does not teach that. It's incapable of

833
00:51:43,646 --> 00:51:47,296
it. And that's why the pass rate of the master wine exam

834
00:51:47,328 --> 00:51:50,992
is still less than 8%. Wow. And this

835
00:51:51,016 --> 00:51:54,736
is people sometimes taking it four or five times and still never passing

836
00:51:54,768 --> 00:51:58,384
it. The other thing that they taught me is mind

837
00:51:58,472 --> 00:52:02,112
mapping. Mind mapping is an outlining

838
00:52:02,176 --> 00:52:05,660
process for people with dyslexia, add,

839
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,220
bipolar disorder. That works.

840
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:13,914
And it's like, oh shit, I can organize my thoughts literally

841
00:52:13,962 --> 00:52:17,786
for the first time in my life. That's

842
00:52:17,818 --> 00:52:21,626
a phenomenal, you know, threshold across. Oh, it was,

843
00:52:21,698 --> 00:52:25,210
it was just mind blowing. I wonder why they don't prescribe something like

844
00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:28,378
that. Because it's not this, this

845
00:52:28,434 --> 00:52:32,106
myopia and narrow mindedness is not

846
00:52:32,178 --> 00:52:35,562
limited to the wine industry, of course, and

847
00:52:35,666 --> 00:52:39,510
certainly for a kid growing up and in

848
00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:43,222
second grade, they're starting to show you one plus one equals

849
00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:47,046
two. I was, I was gone because I'm

850
00:52:47,078 --> 00:52:50,710
not seeing them in that order and they're giving me

851
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:54,502
the reading to do the book report. God, I

852
00:52:54,526 --> 00:52:57,930
would, I would fail classes and hide in the closet

853
00:52:58,590 --> 00:53:02,170
because I knew I was going to get punished because I'm so stupid

854
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,688
and, and etc. Etc. Now we've come a long,

855
00:53:06,744 --> 00:53:10,336
long way. We have a son. So gaming

856
00:53:10,368 --> 00:53:13,600
is, is, is an area of

857
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:17,340
great concern to a lot of parents. We had

858
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,376
our younger son, Landon, he's, he's now

859
00:53:21,528 --> 00:53:25,340
30, 29. He was,

860
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,790
we took him to the, to have his brain

861
00:53:29,870 --> 00:53:33,614
scran scanned for ADD by

862
00:53:33,622 --> 00:53:37,470
The Amen clinic. A very careful

863
00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:41,374
prescription of his ADD medication. He's

864
00:53:41,422 --> 00:53:45,182
one foot into autistic and basically Sheldon, from

865
00:53:45,206 --> 00:53:48,862
the big bang. Right. As soon as he got on the

866
00:53:48,886 --> 00:53:52,590
medication, he went from sitting on his hands every

867
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:56,472
day, bringing home red cards three days a week for his bad behavior

868
00:53:56,646 --> 00:54:00,052
to absolute superstar. Wow.

869
00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:03,988
And gaming addicted. So the gaming industry knows

870
00:54:04,004 --> 00:54:07,604
how to neurologically trigger people. The wine industry is

871
00:54:07,692 --> 00:54:11,460
completely clueless about neuromarketing and any

872
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:15,108
of that. We're just so locked into our bs and

873
00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:18,884
so Landon, we set parameters

874
00:54:18,932 --> 00:54:22,484
around his gaming, but when he was seven, he was leading teams

875
00:54:22,532 --> 00:54:26,196
with 40 year old grown ups into

876
00:54:26,268 --> 00:54:29,924
battle on, you know what? Slaughtering

877
00:54:29,972 --> 00:54:33,332
people. He's now a senior engineer at

878
00:54:33,356 --> 00:54:36,932
Qualcomm. And what is he doing? Headphones

879
00:54:36,996 --> 00:54:40,612
on. Leading teams to completely rewrite

880
00:54:40,676 --> 00:54:42,720
procedures in product

881
00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:47,508
troubleshooting and whatever. How amazing. And

882
00:54:47,564 --> 00:54:51,292
on online, the teams are 42 year old

883
00:54:51,396 --> 00:54:54,940
fat guys in their mother's basement. They're engineers in

884
00:54:54,980 --> 00:54:58,600
India, in Japan and across the US

885
00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:04,076
and again, people can't. And now this is going on with

886
00:55:04,148 --> 00:55:07,644
aio. It's evil. I don't even want to hear about it. Well,

887
00:55:07,812 --> 00:55:11,596
if you hate it, shouldn't you really learn about it? I think it's. Well that's

888
00:55:11,628 --> 00:55:14,332
a, that's a good point. We're almost, we're actually out of time. But I do

889
00:55:14,356 --> 00:55:17,836
want to peel that back just a little bit more because you've

890
00:55:17,868 --> 00:55:21,308
exposed an interesting depth

891
00:55:21,404 --> 00:55:25,228
of lack of knowledge in the wine business. Not knowledge

892
00:55:25,244 --> 00:55:28,844
of wine, but knowledge of what to do in the industry, how to get to

893
00:55:28,852 --> 00:55:32,684
people what the consumerism is all about. There's a group called out on the Global,

894
00:55:32,772 --> 00:55:35,948
out of France. It's supposedly a think tank for

895
00:55:36,084 --> 00:55:39,756
wineries to get together and have these,

896
00:55:39,908 --> 00:55:43,732
I guess, brainstorming sessions about what's going on. But I've never heard the

897
00:55:43,756 --> 00:55:47,524
depth that you're talking about. No, nobody's doing, nobody's willing

898
00:55:47,572 --> 00:55:51,204
to do it. Yeah, and, and hell, I, I don't have

899
00:55:51,212 --> 00:55:55,040
anything to lose at this point. Plus I don't drink. And,

900
00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:59,080
and the, the industry really needs to wake up fast

901
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:04,436
because the, the, the problem that we're

902
00:56:04,468 --> 00:56:08,308
seeing in our myopia here in the US it's way

903
00:56:08,364 --> 00:56:11,670
greater than that, way greater than anybody can imagine.

904
00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:15,506
So, so here's, and this is, it's such a different

905
00:56:15,578 --> 00:56:19,282
level that you're talking about because when I have conversations and I'm going to have

906
00:56:19,306 --> 00:56:22,946
a few this week, you know that I had one yesterday

907
00:56:22,978 --> 00:56:26,098
was very interesting from an Israeli guy who's got Some

908
00:56:26,154 --> 00:56:29,602
software and everybody's trying to address it with metrics. They're trying

909
00:56:29,626 --> 00:56:33,442
to social metrics and cost of acquisition and they're all driving

910
00:56:33,506 --> 00:56:37,230
their, their decision making by some kind of metric. And, and

911
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:41,132
I learned when I was selling wine that, that those

912
00:56:41,156 --> 00:56:44,796
metrics don't really tell you anything. I mean they don't really help you because they're,

913
00:56:44,828 --> 00:56:48,620
they're not actionable. You can't say, oh my, my

914
00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:52,492
conversion's down. Okay, well, so what, what do you

915
00:56:52,516 --> 00:56:55,900
do about your conversion? Well, you just test stuff that you think maybe is

916
00:56:55,940 --> 00:56:59,532
right. And what you're talking about is a layer of knowledge

917
00:56:59,596 --> 00:57:03,342
that may tell you what's right already. If you give it that, if

918
00:57:03,366 --> 00:57:06,830
you can dig that deep, but just managing your

919
00:57:06,870 --> 00:57:10,542
acquisition costs and your. And one ad versus another on

920
00:57:10,566 --> 00:57:14,014
Google Analytics, it's worthless. I mean all you do

921
00:57:14,022 --> 00:57:17,822
is not. Here's, here's. And here's the crazy part

922
00:57:17,846 --> 00:57:20,970
and here's what a lot of people don't get about my work.

923
00:57:21,510 --> 00:57:24,370
It's not worthless. It's limited.

924
00:57:25,430 --> 00:57:28,558
And again, adaptive strategies in

925
00:57:28,614 --> 00:57:32,222
marketing, I mean if you look up adaptive marketing,

926
00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:35,010
adaptive communications, adaptive

927
00:57:35,430 --> 00:57:38,990
strategies, this is a big thing in a very

928
00:57:39,030 --> 00:57:42,286
high level in, in

929
00:57:42,358 --> 00:57:45,534
business and in marketing and in product development

930
00:57:45,702 --> 00:57:48,210
and in, and so forth.

931
00:57:49,110 --> 00:57:52,862
So people in the wine industry also want to

932
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:56,670
protect. The information I taught is right. I'm right,

933
00:57:56,710 --> 00:58:00,402
you're wrong. Right. And this is one, one of

934
00:58:00,426 --> 00:58:03,922
my, my in, in my book why you like the

935
00:58:03,946 --> 00:58:07,042
wines you like. Have you ever read that or. No. I see it here in

936
00:58:07,066 --> 00:58:10,430
front of me though. Yeah, so. So

937
00:58:11,130 --> 00:58:14,230
there's there's this little meme

938
00:58:14,810 --> 00:58:18,562
of, of a letter 6 lying on the floor and

939
00:58:18,586 --> 00:58:22,322
there's some people standing looking at it so that it

940
00:58:22,346 --> 00:58:26,090
looks like a nine and somebody else looking at it,

941
00:58:26,130 --> 00:58:29,670
it looks like a six. And then I added

942
00:58:30,690 --> 00:58:34,314
to that the person looking at it this season

943
00:58:34,402 --> 00:58:37,786
six has a little cartoon bubble. What's wrong with

944
00:58:37,858 --> 00:58:41,402
me? Oh, that's interesting because we all agreed. This is a

945
00:58:41,426 --> 00:58:45,226
nine. You're wrong. Yeah, right. And we just don't

946
00:58:45,258 --> 00:58:47,630
get this. We are inflexible.

947
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:51,972
The, the work that I started to do in perceptual

948
00:58:52,036 --> 00:58:55,828
sciences and, and so, so after

949
00:58:55,884 --> 00:58:59,492
I went spent my three days with the

950
00:58:59,516 --> 00:59:03,268
electrical engineers, my mind was

951
00:59:03,324 --> 00:59:06,980
blown. You realize that though

952
00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:10,580
too as we. Become more expert

953
00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:12,080
in a given

954
00:59:14,630 --> 00:59:18,050
start to speak what's called a focal vocabulary

955
00:59:19,590 --> 00:59:23,406
and often we'll think we're agreeing

956
00:59:23,438 --> 00:59:27,134
on things that we aren't because we're interpreting the words

957
00:59:27,182 --> 00:59:30,510
differently. Well, that happens every different

958
00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:34,350
measurements. So you remember when the Hubble disaster. They got

959
00:59:34,390 --> 00:59:38,094
it out there for $1 billion and it didn't. And got the fuzzy

960
00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:41,870
pictures. Yeah. When they were grinding the mirror, one group was

961
00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:45,442
working in. In metric and the other in standard

962
00:59:45,506 --> 00:59:49,090
measurement. Oh, oops. So they ground it to the. The

963
00:59:49,130 --> 00:59:51,070
precise 0.00

964
00:59:52,170 --> 00:59:55,906
inches, but it was supposed to be millimeters. Wow.

965
00:59:56,098 --> 00:59:59,362
And. And they didn't know that. Yeah. And this was

966
00:59:59,386 --> 01:00:02,850
again, the wine industry just talking past each

967
01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:06,482
other and whatever. So I got out of

968
01:00:06,586 --> 01:00:09,794
that. Declared the wine and food pairing

969
01:00:09,842 --> 01:00:13,580
guru. I finalized my

970
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:15,480
divorce that year.

971
01:00:17,540 --> 01:00:21,340
You were busy. Shortly after, decided that

972
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:24,844
the singer in the rock Motown band I played in

973
01:00:24,932 --> 01:00:28,252
was really hot and decided to marry

974
01:00:28,316 --> 01:00:31,932
her. Okay. That was a disaster waiting to

975
01:00:31,956 --> 01:00:35,660
happen. And so I. The then

976
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:39,400
the big decision was, I've got to quit drinking. Now, that

977
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,000
brings up a few issues. When you're the first master of wine. First

978
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,792
of two to become master of wine, you're the guru of wine and

979
01:00:46,816 --> 01:00:50,664
food pairing. I was now the director of international

980
01:00:50,832 --> 01:00:54,456
business development for what's now Treasury Wine Estates, Behringer

981
01:00:54,488 --> 01:00:58,184
Wine Estates, back then. And it was like, oh, now what am I going to

982
01:00:58,192 --> 01:01:01,720
do? And I decided, you know what? I am going to try

983
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,120
to reconcile all this

984
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:08,020
irreconcilable BS in the industry.

985
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,184
I am going to try to answer the question, why two

986
01:01:12,352 --> 01:01:15,848
masters of wine at the same moment, same

987
01:01:15,904 --> 01:01:19,352
glassware, same bottle. One thinks it's the best

988
01:01:19,456 --> 01:01:23,096
example in history of this wine, and another

989
01:01:23,168 --> 01:01:26,952
thinks it's commercially unacceptable. It's crap. And

990
01:01:26,976 --> 01:01:30,680
I've. I've been there when that's happened or when wine and

991
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,440
food pairing devolves into, oh, do this because of that

992
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,260
and do this because of that. I know it's not true. I know

993
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:40,920
that's not the history. I know that's not the science.

994
01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:45,636
So for 30 years, since my epiphany nervous

995
01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:49,364
breakdown, that's what I've been doing. And the wine

996
01:01:49,412 --> 01:01:53,252
industry doesn't want to hear it. And every now and then, people.

997
01:01:53,356 --> 01:01:56,996
I mean, I've got great chefs around the world who have literally changed

998
01:01:57,028 --> 01:01:59,560
their cooking. Jeremiah Tower

999
01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:04,520
changed how he finishes his dishes

1000
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,904
according to what I call flavor balancing. Oh,

1001
01:02:08,952 --> 01:02:12,584
well, the French would never do that. Oh, except for the chef

1002
01:02:12,632 --> 01:02:15,780
owner of Le Berjard, Le Lo's three Michelin star

1003
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,752
restaurant, who changed his cooking after spending a day

1004
01:02:19,776 --> 01:02:23,624
with me. And then people posture.

1005
01:02:23,752 --> 01:02:27,400
Well, as a taster, we've got masters of wine

1006
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:31,144
who do this in wine critics. Oh, I'm

1007
01:02:31,192 --> 01:02:34,870
an unbiased taster. I don't have Any biases? Well, I'm sorry, then

1008
01:02:34,910 --> 01:02:37,530
you're not human. Yeah, that's ridiculous.

1009
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:42,246
And you don't recognize, you know, the basics of humanity.

1010
01:02:42,438 --> 01:02:45,494
I'm going to stop this here since we're already past an hour and I'm going

1011
01:02:45,502 --> 01:02:49,270
to say we're doing this again. I've got notes on my

1012
01:02:49,310 --> 01:02:52,342
page. I got two pages of notes that most of it not even asked the

1013
01:02:52,366 --> 01:02:55,654
question about. And then now you're into cuisine, which is one of my favorite

1014
01:02:55,702 --> 01:02:59,526
subjects, particularly American cuisine. And,

1015
01:02:59,598 --> 01:03:03,212
and the evolution of that and the 80s from. In America, in

1016
01:03:03,236 --> 01:03:06,652
California. You're going to like this because I am. I am a

1017
01:03:06,676 --> 01:03:10,492
historical classical trivialist and

1018
01:03:10,516 --> 01:03:14,204
I was actually a chef in a. In. For. For. In a Chinese

1019
01:03:14,252 --> 01:03:18,012
restaurant. Actually a group of Chinese restaurants. I can run a

1020
01:03:18,036 --> 01:03:21,520
three walk professional.

1021
01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:25,996
Perhaps my favorite thing to cook at home is Chinese

1022
01:03:26,028 --> 01:03:29,708
food. Yeah. Such an interesting conversation and so excited to continue

1023
01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:32,972
it later. Oh, great, Paul. So I just gave the

1024
01:03:32,996 --> 01:03:36,312
keynot presentation at the Missouri Wine Growers

1025
01:03:36,376 --> 01:03:40,072
Conference in Carbondale, Illinois. Before we get

1026
01:03:40,096 --> 01:03:42,980
out, did you have. Did you. Were you with Ester hold

1027
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,816
the guy that's trying to propagate American. They're not vitis

1028
01:03:47,848 --> 01:03:51,592
vinifera, but they're wine grapes from, you know, pre prohibition. And

1029
01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:55,368
he's in Kansas City. I forgot

1030
01:03:55,384 --> 01:03:59,128
his last name, but he's got like American. Yeah, he's in, he's right outside

1031
01:03:59,184 --> 01:04:02,730
of Kansas City airport. Oh, okay. No, I,

1032
01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:06,490
I'm not sure. Okay. I'm in my own kind of bubble and,

1033
01:04:06,530 --> 01:04:10,154
and, and I do work with people like that, but I can't recall

1034
01:04:10,202 --> 01:04:13,706
that specifically. It's a crazy story. Anyway, we'll leave it at that and we'll

1035
01:04:13,738 --> 01:04:17,450
reconvene. All right, my friend. Great to meet you, Paul. My

1036
01:04:17,490 --> 01:04:17,690
pleasure.